PRICKS Oppose Vaccines

This week we bring you a featured article from a very worthy cause. PRICKS are stopping at nothing to rid the planet of the scourge of childhood vaccines.

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Schrödinger’s Cure

Expert nutritionologist Patrick Holford has completed an exciting new programme of research, culminating in a promising, and tasty, cure for cancer.

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The Cow Whisperer

Many of today’s livestock farmers have experienced the frustration of having a sick, yet undiagnosable, animal. This is made worse by the fact that animals are unable to voice their problems to us. Thankfully one woman has spent the last ten years aiming to address that problem by applying the rigorous techniques of psychoanalysis to cattle.

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A Long Time Ago…

MIDICHLORIANS! I'VE GOT SOME FUCKING MIDICHLORIANS!

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McKeith to put her hand up Australia’s bum

Renowned poo-juggler Gillian McKeith has announced her intention to inspect the contents of Australia’s bumhole for medical purposes.

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Viruses are pussies, says Wakefield

Andrew Wakefield, the doctor who discovered the link between vaccines and autism, has published research demonstrating that viruses are cowards, who only act hard when they’re with all their mates.

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Homeo-Rocketer

Space-ships powered by homeopathic fuels will enable interstellar travel within a generation, become the dominant form of space travel, say researchers.

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